Thursday, September 19, 2013

The Third "One Man's Trash..." Free Giveaway Results

As promised, I'm back with the results from my latest Free Giveaway contest. I know, I'm like nearly an hour later than I had originally stated, but believe me when I tell you that serious business kept me away those extra sixty minutes. I totally wasn't wasting time eating junk food and watching episodes of Parks & Recreation on Netflix. That doesn't sound like me at all.


Really quickly, though, since you're gonna suffer through this chatter to see if you won, I wanna take a moment to thank each and every one of you for taking part. This last contest was the most popular one yet, with a whopping 18 entries. Damn, kids, that feels like love. Love for free junk, sure, but I will take it.

And you, Mr. Eric S., will be taking home your very own, not-quite-personalized-but-still-pretty-great, Trash Man prize pack!

So, congratulations, sir! I will be contacting you very shortly to bother you for shipping coordinates and maybe talk a little about the works of our new Bat-Lord, Ben Affleck, and why he's perfect in every imaginable way.

Of course, this wouldn't be a true Trash Man Free Giveaway if I sent anyone home empty-handed, right? Some of you have been here before, but for those of you who haven't, well, I'm offering up a series of consolation "prizes" for everyone who entered. Nothing too special, but definitely a few nerdy trinkets that you'll hopefully enjoy for more than twenty-two minutes. Yes, I aspire to be better than an episode of How I Met Your Mother, which I don't think is a difficult thing to achieve. I set my bars low, son.

To receive your very own consolation "prize-pack", all you have to do is send word to me at the following email address-- --and we'll get you all set up.

Again, thank you all so very much, and be sure to check back here next month [or, hopefully, all the time, please?] for what I hope will be the most exciting contest yet. Yeah, you better all prepare for Pop Pop! It's Trash Culture's Halloween Spooky-Scary Free Giveaway Bonanza. Which is definitely not what I will really be calling it.

Be like John Ritter and Stay Tuned!


  1. Whatta dirty rotten bunch of rigged...

    Hey waitaminute...I'M Eric S!

    Yay me!

    Good thing I prepared a speech.


    "Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation: conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

    Now we are engaged in a great civil war. . .testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated. . . can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war.

    We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

    But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate. . .we cannot consecrate. . . we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.

    It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us. . .that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion. . . that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain. . . that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. . . and that government of the people. . .by the people. . .for the people. . . shall not perish from the earth. "

    1. O.M.G.... That... was... BEAUTIFUL. Did you write that? Congrats on your win Eric! You WILL NOT be disappointed!

    2. O.M.G.... That... was... BEAUTIFUL. Did you write that? Congrats on your win Eric! You WILL NOT be disappointed!

    3. LUCKY! Congrats man, I'm so stinking jealous! At least I will have the pleasure of viewing pictures and reading all about your loot soon.

      And I'm pretty sure you stole that speech from that Steven Spielberg movie.

    4. Seriously swiped from that one Spielberg movie.

      I'm just not sure you possess the raw charisma of a Wayne Knight to pull it off.

      Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word.

    5. I swear, any similarity between my speech and the one appearing in that Stephen Spielberg movie 'Hook' is pure coincidence!

  2. Ah man, I really wanted to win, but hey, I'm cool with a consolation prize. That's how I scored 2 free GPK display boxes!

    Thank you in advance for whatever awesome stuff you send my way!

  3. Hey congrats to my pal Eric for the big win!

  4. Congrats, Eric!

    And props to Trash Man for working in a Stay Tuned reference!

    1. More of a blatant shout-out, but it's easily one of my favorite "underrated" movies. Deserves more respect.

  5. I'm late with my congrats Eric, but congrats!