The Third "One Man's Trash..." Free Giveaway Results

As promised, I'm back with the results from my latest Free Giveaway contest. I know, I'm like nearly an hour later than I had originally stated, but believe me when I tell you that serious business kept me away those extra sixty minutes. I totally wasn't wasting time eating junk food and watching episodes of Parks & Recreation on Netflix. That doesn't sound like me at all.

AT ALL.

Really quickly, though, since you're gonna suffer through this chatter to see if you won, I wanna take a moment to thank each and every one of you for taking part. This last contest was the most popular one yet, with a whopping 18 entries. Damn, kids, that feels like love. Love for free junk, sure, but I will take it.

And you, Mr. Eric S., will be taking home your very own, not-quite-personalized-but-still-pretty-great, Trash Man prize pack!

So, congratulations, sir! I will be contacting you very shortly to bother you for shipping coordinates and maybe talk a little about the works of our new Bat-Lord, Ben Affleck, and why he's perfect in every imaginable way.

Of course, this wouldn't be a true Trash Man Free Giveaway if I sent anyone home empty-handed, right? Some of you have been here before, but for those of you who haven't, well, I'm offering up a series of consolation "prizes" for everyone who entered. Nothing too special, but definitely a few nerdy trinkets that you'll hopefully enjoy for more than twenty-two minutes. Yes, I aspire to be better than an episode of How I Met Your Mother, which I don't think is a difficult thing to achieve. I set my bars low, son.

To receive your very own consolation "prize-pack", all you have to do is send word to me at the following email address-- my_pet_robot@yahoo.com --and we'll get you all set up.

Again, thank you all so very much, and be sure to check back here next month [or, hopefully, all the time, please?] for what I hope will be the most exciting contest yet. Yeah, you better all prepare for Pop Pop! It's Trash Culture's Halloween Spooky-Scary Free Giveaway Bonanza. Which is definitely not what I will really be calling it.

Be like John Ritter and Stay Tuned!